Heathers + Favourite lines (Part 1)
Once Upon A Time there was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we know. Or think we know.
Remake of this. Done to add on as many new characters as possible - sorry if I missed any of your favourites out, however, this was getting lengthy.
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
My favourite thing about this is that psalms 23:4 is “your rod and your staff, they comfort me”
credit to: learntobelonely